I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
FOR 528,491 MINUTES
i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel
you know i was thinking about this and i realized microwaves usually input by seconds, not by minutes. so he’s actually only microwaving the pinwheel for 8808 minutes and 11 seconds.
#still doesn’t explain why he’s so emotional about it though#maybe he secretly knows that this isn’t the right amount of time to microwave his pinwheel#and he’s like#’Oh Pinwheel#we had the best of times#but now it’s time to shuffle off your mortal coil#I hope you won’t suffer long’#nope just a couple of hours shy of a week Jonathan#you monster (serialcillian)
People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway
makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN
not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean
step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit